Here’s the problem with riding Mopeds!!!!!!! 

An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100  years old, pulls up next to
a doctor at a street light.

The  old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, ‘What kind of car
ya got there, sonny?’

The doctor replies, ‘A Ferrari GTO. It  cost half a million dollars !’
‘That’s a lot of money,’ says  the old man. ‘Why does it cost so much?’

‘Because this car  can do up to 320 miles an hour!’ states the doctor

The Moped driver asks, ‘Mind if I take a look inside?’

‘No problem,’ replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes  his head in the window and looks around.

Then, sitting  back on his Moped, the old man says,’That’s a pretty nice
car , all  right… But I’ll stick with my Moped!’

Just then the  light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
just  what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 160 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his  rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer!

He slows  down to see what it could be and suddenly…WHOOOOSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster!

‘What on earth  could be going faster than my Ferrari?’ the doctor asks

He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to  250 mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on  the Moped!

Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes
the Moped at 275 mph.
He’s feeling  pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old
man gaining on  him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors  the gas pedal and takes
the Ferrari all the way up to 320  mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing  down on him again !

The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s  nothing he can do !

Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of  his Ferrari, demolishing the
rear end.

The doctor stops and  jumps out and, unbelievably,the old man is still

He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, ‘I’m a  doctor…. Is there
anything I can do for you?’

The old man  whispers, ‘Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror.’