Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t 
you say?
 
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and
Daughter
 
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the
other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It
took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was
reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next
day.  
 


I just couldn’t help but send this along. Too
funny.
   

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert
Says
 
      No foolin, really? Ya think? 

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down
Jaywalkers
  

       Now
that’s taking things a bit far!
 
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  
       What a
guy!
   

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death  
 The-good-for-nothing’ lazy
so-and-so’s!
 
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  
See if that works any better than a fair
trial!
 
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War Dims Hope for Peace  
 I can see where it might have that
effect!
 
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 If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 

   Ya think?! 

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  
      Who would
have thought!
 
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Enfield ( London
) Couple Slain;
 Police Suspect Homicide   
They may be on to something! 

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  
      You mean
there’s something stronger than duct tape?
 
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces
Battery Charge
  

     He probably IS the
battery charge!
 
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test
Group
  

Weren’t they large enough?! 

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  
That’s what he gets for eating those beans! 

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks  
       Do
they taste like chicken?


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   Local  High School Dropouts Cut
in Half
  

      
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
 
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  
       Boy,
are they tall!
 
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And the winner is….  
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery;

Hundreds Dead  
   
     Did I read that
right?
 
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   Author Unknown..came to me via email

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