Martha &
Maxine

Help for the Homemaker

                

 

   Stuff a
miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream
drips.

  Just suck the ice
cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on
the couch with your feet up
eating it, anyway!

  To keep potatoes
from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

 Buy Hungry Jack
mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

When a cake
recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead
and
  there won’t be
any white mess on the outside of the cake

Go to the
bakery! They’ll even decorate it for you!

If you
accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato
it will absorb
the excess salt,

 If you over-salt
a dish while you are cooking, that’s too bad. Please recite with me the real woman’s motto: ‘I
made it, you will eat it and I don ‘t care how bad it tastes!’

Wrap celery in
aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

Celery? Never
heard of it!

Brush some beaten
egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

The Mrs. Smith
frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I
don ‘t

.Cure for
headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The
throbbing will go away.

Take a lime, mix
it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!

Don’t throw out
all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and
sauces.

Leftover
wine??????? HELLO!!!!!!

                        
        

 

                                

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