Ain’t NO way, ain’t NO how you gonna trick me enough to do the stoop and scoop and get me into that carrier and take me to the V-E-T. 

I don’t care that I would feel better.  I don’t care that you are worried about me.  All I care about is my best and most favorite box right there behind me that I can only get a quarter of me into.  Go ahead.  Make another appointment and watch my sparks as I tear down the hall and dive for under the bed.  I dare ya.  Go ahead.  Make my day!  I can’t heaaaaar you!