A little boy was in a relative’s wedding.
As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn
to the crowd.
While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar.
So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the
aisle.
As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard
by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being
the Ring Bear."
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One Sunday in a midwest city, a young child was "acting up" during the
morning worship hour.
The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but
were losing the battle.
Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the
aisle on his way out.
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly
to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
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One particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our baskets ."
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A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can’t make me a better
boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the
way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking
at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible.
He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree
that has been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice he answered, "It’s Adam’s
suit".
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The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,
he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly
tripping before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned
toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
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Six-year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting
together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You’re not supposed to talk out
loud in church.""Why? Who’s going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men
standing by the door? They’re hushers."
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My grandson was visiting one day when he asked , "Grandma, do you know
how you and God are alike?"
I mentally polished my halo, while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"
"You’re both old," he replied.
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A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite
knowledgeable about the Bible.
Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was
the mother of Jesus? The virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
They were ready to discuss the last one.
The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the
covers off the neighbor’s wife."
As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn
to the crowd.
While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar.
So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the
aisle.
As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard
by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being
the Ring Bear."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One Sunday in a midwest city, a young child was "acting up" during the
morning worship hour.
The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but
were losing the battle.
Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the
aisle on his way out.
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly
to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
—————————————————————
One particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our baskets ."
—————————————————————
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can’t make me a better
boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am."
—————————————————————
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the
way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
—————————————————————
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking
at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible.
He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree
that has been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice he answered, "It’s Adam’s
suit".
—————————————————————
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,
he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly
tripping before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned
toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
—————————————————————
Six-year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting
together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You’re not supposed to talk out
loud in church.""Why? Who’s going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men
standing by the door? They’re hushers."
—————————————————————
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked , "Grandma, do you know
how you and God are alike?"
I mentally polished my halo, while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"
"You’re both old," he replied.
—————————————————————
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite
knowledgeable about the Bible.
Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was
the mother of Jesus? The virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"
—————————————————————
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
They were ready to discuss the last one.
The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the
covers off the neighbor’s wife."
These were priceless. LOL!!Hugs,Beth
Im laughing so hard it hard to type.. Thanks for this one.and I laughed when asked today by a little man .. Why are you whinning. anyways. Love this Post.Have a Great NightHugs.
Ohhhh What a perfect way to end my Sunday……..laughing!!!!!
🙂 Loved them!!
Love everyone of\’em!
Thanks for sharing those – very funny. 🙂
Thanks for the laughs, I needed that!Have a great week and hopefully a dry sunny one!
Nothing like a good laugh before heading off to bed….Hope you have a dry sunny week..
I enjoyed read this Sis! You make me very relax feeling thank you ..XXXOOO
thank you for this…I loved it!!!
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Thank you, thank you. What a treat. "Out of the mouths of babes" is so true.
Good morning Zippy…I guess I have been kind of a “Husher” lately…Just been busy. The outside sunshine beckons me quickly and trying to get all my ducks in a row with Emma coming home from school and my son and I heading to Minnesota.Yes…Life beckons sometimes away from the blogsphere.Darn!!! I missed fried chicken night.You know I hate when I misplace or lose stuff and then find it months down the road. You know us men we are good at that…”Honey! Where’s my???”Have a magnificent week…Be well and travel safe…Gregster
Those are great! I especially like the Ring Bear! Kid are so cool because they are so innocent and put everything in perspective so well. I dare anyone to read these and not smile!
Oh I love those Carol, Thanks for my morning smiles. I too like the Ring Bear one and the Pray for me one. So cute.It\’s finally a sunny day here with no rain. In fact the last few days were moisture free and the rest of the week looks perfect. I hope it\’s heading your way too.HugsSherry
Carole dear, these were priceless and gave me my morning chuckles. I have never seen these ones before and they are the best when it comes from the mouths of innocent children. My favs are the Ring Bear and the one about Adam\’s suit. Too funny!! LMAOWhat a great way to kick start your day, with a smile on your face. Thanks for that hun……….Rusty ((HUGS))
lol…thanks for sharing. I did have a gr8 time with splendid weather in Chennai over the weekend. I returned to Bangalore and got greeted with showers that kept the temperature down…hope you had a gr8 time too!
LOL i should have come here and read those first thing this morning that was great and you saved the best one for last too LOL.Have a great evening.
Children are so precious! These are all good….altho, kinda like the last one best. LOL